“Hit the ‘A’ key then type three random letters while holding your breath.”
“You’re kidding, right?” I mumbled.
“Not kidding. After you successfully do that, then you stand up. While standing, hop five times on one foot and chant ‘I can, I can’.”
“Okay, I’ll try anything at this point!” Thump! Thump! I never realized hopping could be so loud now all my dogs are barking! “Alright, I did that. Now, what?”
“Run the cursor up to the top of the page and hit the tab that says ‘Enter Classrooms’.”
“It won’t work. I told you I’ve tried that already.”
“You tried before following my instructions. Try again.”
I carefully run the pointing finger to the top of the page. I meticulously place it and tap the mouse on my keyboard. I hold my breath and then suddenly….I’m in!